Two friends on the escalator at Brixton Tube
Friend 1: Brixton is such a juxtaposition
Friend 2: Is that what people are calling gentrification now?

Man responds to a request for money outside Brixton station
Man: Every day you ask me for money and every day I see you in a new outfit; so I should be asking you for money!

In a nail salon on Brixton Road
Nail technician: I don’t know if you love us or you just keep breaking your nails by accident
Customer: Well l am not a fan of paying for love.

Man to a woman behind counter in a Caribbean takeaway
Man: Let me have two beef patties and your telephone number, please.